Adventures of a Virtual Consulting Criminal

Every fairytale needs a good old fashion villain

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azryal00 asked: Hi! I wanted to reply to awesome message you left me, but Tumblr's being an ass. So, I'll send it this way. :-) Thank you for your words! That means a lot to me as I'm falling head over heels for those two together. I could write pages and pages and if I could draw or do photoshop I'd die making pictures. There WILL be more Floki/Athelstan!

The word ‘Eeeeee!’ comes to mind. It’s a pairing that deserves so much love (And it helps that I vastly prefer Floki to Ragnar, considering what a certain Earl got up to in the season finale and the episode just prior) and it’s strangely adorable. As an addendum to my previous message, I am utterly in love with the way you write Floki. 

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dead-little-girl asked: Dear X-verse Machi: What are your plans for getting your rittens back? And what will you do to Hank for taking them?

I SHALL STORM THE MANSION WITH AN ARMY OF HELLIONS AND RETURN THE RITTENS TO MY SIDE!

…And I’ll give him to Hiero. He needs a new secretary.

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linneakou: sekra: And thus, the world was saved. #you just know clint and natasha are throwing the bouquets in the hope an errant stem with fly out and hit Loki in the eye #thor is overwhelmed even though two hours of the show were filled with loki calling him unflattering names #everyone else in attendence are only there because tony promised them all lots of money #tony himself is quietly booing from the back #because he has no self preservating instincs #steve is trying to get tony to stop booing even if he agrees with it #hulk fell asleep #fury cannot believe his life and is considering retirement I laughed so hard it brought my cough back

linneakou:

sekra:

And thus, the world was saved.

#you just know clint and natasha are throwing the bouquets in the hope an errant stem with fly out and hit Loki in the eye #thor is overwhelmed even though two hours of the show were filled with loki calling him unflattering names #everyone else in attendence are only there because tony promised them all lots of money #tony himself is quietly booing from the back #because he has no self preservating instincs #steve is trying to get tony to stop booing even if he agrees with it #hulk fell asleep #fury cannot believe his life and is considering retirement

I laughed so hard it brought my cough back

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Odin should have sent Frigga to stop Loki.

Frigga:
Young man what do you think you're doing?
Loki:
Go away, I am trying to take over the mortals.
Frigga:
YOU LISTEN TO ME YOUNG MAN!
Loki:
You're not my real mom!
Frigga:
Oh really? And who changed your nappies? Who checked under your bed every night for bilgesnipe? Who let you cry on their shoulder for a week after you lost your stuffed puppy?
Loki:
MooooOOOOooooooom. You are embarrassing me in front of my soon to be peasants.
Frigga:
No, you are apologizing for the havoc you have caused and are coming home. And don't think I didn't hear what you said to that nice lady. Do I need to wash your mouth out with soap?
Loki:
Fine! I'm sorry.
Frigga:
We are going home right now. You, your father and your brother are going to bond on a questing trip to Alfheim.
Loki:
Ugh.
Frigga:
And you are getting a hair cut.